Jan 2, 2012
You must defeat Ganon to reach The Friend Zone.
Jan 3, 2012
Digimon are not the champions.
Jan 9, 2012
He's hellbent on destruction and meatball subs.
Jan 10, 2012
A true warrior fears no beep.
Jan 17, 2012
I'd take "Hey, listen!" over this any day.
Jan 18, 2012
He's got a few tricks up his furry, pixelated sleeve.
Jan 24, 2012
Imitation is the sincerest form of annoyance.
Jan 25, 2012
You've probably heard of him.
Jan 31, 2012
You can't judge a book by its cover. It's usually way worse.
Jan 31, 2012
Sportsmanship is for losers.
Feb 7, 2012
Never base a marriage around mutual hatred for a plumber.
Feb 7, 2012
Big Daddy is just a tad overprotective.
Feb 13, 2012
All is fair in love and puzzles.
Feb 14, 2012
They've got everything you need forever and ever.
Feb 21, 2012
His first mistake was giving the company's prized possession to an 11-year-old.
Feb 22, 2012
Player 1's best friend.
Feb 27, 2012
Objects may not be as scary as they appear.
Feb 29, 2012
His first priority is killing a plumber. His second is maintaining life on Earth.
Mar 2, 2012
In the game of thrones, you win or you're thrown in the Disney vault.
Mar 5, 2012
If they keep killing each other, they're going to get a warning.
Mar 9, 2012
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away....nothing interesting happened.
Mar 12, 2012
A potion would have been far more tasteful.
Mar 14, 2012
They could have at least sent X-Factor.
Mar 19, 2012
The government is cool, but rude.
Mar 21, 2012
You say tomato, I say tomana.
Apr 3, 2012
His power level is almost as absurd as the creative liberties.
Apr 11, 2012
Whatever you do, don't ask him to Super-Size it.
Apr 12, 2012
Mario's done playing Mr. Nice Plumber.
Apr 16, 2012
Mario doesn't like getting played.
Apr 18, 2012
Baltimore, 20XX. E-Tank dealers own the streets now.
Apr 23, 2012
Given his name, it's not like he had a whole bunch of career options.
Apr 25, 2012
An adventure 16 bits in the making...
May 2, 2012
Hey, no one told him to liberate the WHOLE kingdom.
May 5, 2012
Sometimes a brutal fatality is better than the alternative.
May 7, 2012
She can show you some lovely residential property in Sim City.
May 9, 2012
Life is harden for a bug-type trainer.
May 15, 2012
You should empty your pockets before entering the Earthrealm.
May 16, 2012
The Black Mages of Waverly Place must be behind this.
May 26, 2012
He'd save the princess, but his back pain's really been acting up lately.
May 26, 2012
Grab a slice of dot-flavored wedding cake.
May 30, 2012
The secret to a strong relationship is merciless violence.
Jun 4, 2012
He’s stretching the truth.
Jun 5, 2012
It’s dangerous to not take these deals.
Jun 11, 2012
It takes a true champion to raise a child.
Jun 18, 2012
These rides are to die for. To die painfully and horrifically for.
Jun 19, 2012
Small talk is NOT radical.
Jun 25, 2012
Today’s youth needs to understand the value of a hard day’s princess kidnapping.
Jun 26, 2012
This is a deal you can’t throw a barrel at.
Jul 2, 2012
He’s finally out of the Friend Zone.
Jul 9, 2012
He’s pretty (bone-)chill(ing).
Jul 16, 2012
A new Dorkly series, about a trainer who has what it takes to be the very worst, like no one ever was.
Jul 18, 2012
A bedtime story for the next three days.
Jul 23, 2012
The world’s worst Pokemon trainer finally meets his match. Check out Episode 1 here.
Jul 24, 2012
He’s armed and dangerous.
Jul 30, 2012
If you’re gonna catch ‘em all, you gotta have Pokeballs. Check out episodes one and two.
Jul 31, 2012
His movie-going experience must be more severe.
Aug 6, 2012
She’s putting you in another castle. Morgue Castle.
Aug 7, 2012
You can break his spine, but you’ll never break his spirit.
Aug 13, 2012
He's got the brains Washington needs (in his digestive track).
Aug 14, 2012
Tony Stark: just your average billionaire playboy raging alcoholic.
Aug 20, 2012
Maybe he should have just had them say "cheese.
Aug 27, 2012
He's more of an "action figure" than a "doll," if you catch my drift.
Sep 4, 2012
He's the fastest thing alive (except for Doug the Hedgehog, who is literally twice as fast as the speed of light).
Sep 10, 2012
He really doesn't want to bomb this battle.
Sep 11, 2012
It's not delivery, it's destiny.
Sep 17, 2012
A paperboy who doesn't destroy every window in sight? News to me.
Sep 18, 2012
The man of steel needs to look out.
Sep 24, 2012
No overview available.
Sep 25, 2012
It's dangerous to go alone. Take a brewski, kiddo.
Oct 1, 2012
Fights to the death are the number one way to quit smoking.
Oct 8, 2012
No overview available.
Oct 9, 2012
Exes are like Boos: they always come back to haunt you.
Oct 15, 2012
It's the beginning of the happy ending.
Oct 16, 2012
His sins are coming back to haunt him.
Oct 22, 2012
You can't make an omelette without cracking a few jerks.
Oct 29, 2012
No overview available.
Oct 30, 2012
A bad idea in a galaxy far, far away.
Nov 5, 2012
Nothing can keep a good Pokemon trainer down. Nothing can keep Rusty down, either. Click here to catch up on the first season of Pokemon Rusty.
Nov 7, 2012
Music can really take your places. Horrible, unspeakable places.
Nov 12, 2012
It's hard making friends, especially when you're yelling made-up exclamations in falsetto.
Nov 19, 2012
Not even a Full Restore could cure Rusty's mall madness.
Nov 20, 2012
Magikarp never forgets.
Nov 27, 2012
Save the vermin, ruin the world.
Dec 3, 2012
Some machines were meant to stay hidden.
Dec 10, 2012
If you want to be the very best, you have to be the absolute worst.
Dec 17, 2012
Hit the Cinnabar Island Gym for the ultimate workout.
Dec 18, 2012
No one makes haphazardly-put-together deathmobiles like dad.
Dec 24, 2012
You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I'm tellin' you why: Shao Kahn's reign is brutal and merciless and he punishes the weak.
Dec 31, 2012
Prepare for trouble, make it single.
