Jan 5, 2011
The best defense is a crappy offense.
Jan 7, 2011
To be the number 1 robot, you need a place to go number 2.
Jan 14, 2011
The greatest thing one friend can do for another is not murder him.
Jan 14, 2011
No holding down B in the pool area.
Jan 18, 2011
Sharing is caring. Unfortunately, caring won't help you much in videogames.
Jan 19, 2011
Every ninja's dream: two girls at the same time.
Jan 25, 2011
Don't even get him started on Creed.
Jan 26, 2011
Overheating is radical.
Feb 1, 2011
8 bit blood is thicker than 8 bit water.
Feb 3, 2011
It's hard to beat a boss when he's into it.
Feb 8, 2011
Angry birds and pigs have a lot in common. For example, neither can fly for some reason.
Feb 11, 2011
What happens in Casino Night Zone stays in Casino Night Zone.
Feb 14, 2011
This is what happens when you find a roommate on Craigslist in Raccoon City.
Feb 15, 2011
He was the least and most annoying bandicoot at the party.
Feb 22, 2011
Guess who's being randomly encountered for dinner.
Feb 24, 2011
He's a t-t-t-t-terrifying ruler.
Mar 1, 2011
No overview available.
Mar 1, 2011
He'd be a great voiceover artist if he didn't have to read or talk.
Mar 8, 2011
They'll do anything to save him. As long as it's not too much work.
Mar 8, 2011
No overview available.
Mar 15, 2011
If she's going to street fight, she'd better do it like a proper lady.
Mar 16, 2011
He's game ready. And really, really desperate.
Mar 21, 2011
This is almost as cruel as keeping them in a tiny ball.
Mar 22, 2011
Living in a backpack is the least of her worries.
Mar 29, 2011
We'd use the sprites from Final Fantasy 1, but he doesn't do originals.
Apr 1, 2011
"Thank you, father! But our respectable suitor is in another castle.
Apr 5, 2011
Never buy a pre-owned drillcar.
Apr 5, 2011
He's a master of the "Hadouken" and "Waistband" technique.
Apr 12, 2011
The higher they jump, the farther they fall. And fall. And fall.
Apr 18, 2011
Our heart containers go out to his family.
Apr 18, 2011
He had his whole extra life ahead of him.
Apr 20, 2011
What happens in the warp zone, stays in the warp zone.
Apr 25, 2011
Forgive and forget. Unless they just punched through a skyscraper.
Apr 26, 2011
The shortest distance between two objects is a straight line. Or a portal.
May 4, 2011
They say dolphins are only slightly less intelligent than humans. And humans are pretty dumb.
May 10, 2011
You shouldn't run away from your problems, especially if you can beat them in a fight.
May 12, 2011
You don't need the tri-force of wisdom to realize this won't turn out well.
May 16, 2011
He's gonna kick your ass. Right after he reads the move-list.
May 17, 2011
Imitation is the sincerest form of ornithology.
May 18, 2011
He's got a few ghost skeletons in his closet.
May 24, 2011
No free coins. No extra lives. The only way out is the reset button.
May 24, 2011
They're going to kill you....
Jun 2, 2011
He's as American as apple pie injected with super steroids.
Jun 8, 2011
Not enough minerals? MINE THEM YOURSELF.
Jun 10, 2011
You'd be amazed at how much living next to Hell will affect your property value.
Jun 14, 2011
The only thing worse than having your head chopped off is having your head mostly chopped off.
Jun 15, 2011
He'll take you to the next level for just 10% of your coins.
Jun 20, 2011
I think we can all agree that gridlock is the real monster here.
Jun 22, 2011
They're not the best strategists, but they'll run at you like nobody's business.
Jun 27, 2011
"It's not you, it's me....and the fact that you're not a princess.
Jul 7, 2011
Teamwork is infectious.
Jul 7, 2011
Back in my day, fireflowers were only a nickel.
Jul 11, 2011
When life gives you the Triforce, make Triforce grenades.
Jul 12, 2011
The fastest thing alive meets the smoothest talker alive.
Jul 21, 2011
"Gee, I've been saved by therapy. How swell.
Jul 22, 2011
No overview available.
Aug 2, 2011
His face has a lot of character. Horrible, deformed character.
Aug 2, 2011
Even seasoned comedians occasionally bob-omb.
Aug 10, 2011
Behind every great woman there's an awful man trying to get her in a bikini.
Aug 11, 2011
Dr. Wily wants him gone.
Aug 15, 2011
Speed runs save lives.
Aug 16, 2011
It's better to give than to receive a terrible present.
Aug 23, 2011
No overview available.
Aug 24, 2011
He's not big on using shotgun ice, but he's always down to shotgun Natty Ice.
Sep 2, 2011
It's not the size of your gun arm that counts, it's how you use it.
Sep 6, 2011
One fox, two tails, unlimited lives.
Sep 9, 2011
The ESRB may have to reevaluate their rating.
Sep 12, 2011
If at first you don't succeed, destroy everything.
Sep 13, 2011
Nothing's more dangerous than stereotyping. Except maybe Goro.
Sep 23, 2011
You don't need jelly beans to transform into a productive member of society.
Sep 23, 2011
Imitation is the sincerest form of douchebaggery.
Sep 26, 2011
That's the last time he'll drive while eating Falcon Lunch.
Sep 28, 2011
Player 2 has Player 1 aspirations.
Oct 4, 2011
The only dunking he's doing involves cookies and milk.
Oct 11, 2011
You will rue the day you summoned him.
Oct 11, 2011
No overview available.
Oct 17, 2011
Doubling in size instantly is bad for your health.
Oct 18, 2011
These Dorkly boys don't cut em' no slack.
Oct 24, 2011
This isn't the game over he asked for.
Oct 25, 2011
If you wear a raccoon tail long enough, people are gonna get the wrong idea.
Nov 2, 2011
"We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And gigantic, car-sized frogs.
Nov 3, 2011
Initializing raspy voice mode...
Nov 8, 2011
You've got to draw the line somewhere. Preferably behind the badass laser robot.
Nov 8, 2011
It's called tough love. Very, very tough love.
Nov 15, 2011
Don't cross the (time) streams.
Nov 23, 2011
No animals were harmed in the making of the Tanooki suit.
Nov 23, 2011
Nothing like a little Spring inventory cleaning.
Nov 28, 2011
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out with your shrill, horrible voice.
Nov 29, 2011
Night of the living dread.
Dec 5, 2011
Never trust the guy in the van.
Dec 6, 2011
No overview available.
Dec 12, 2011
Psh, you can talk to your family anytime.
Dec 14, 2011
It's all in the limbs.
Dec 19, 2011
Not a creature was stirring, not even a Mouser.
Dec 19, 2011
A toast to Luigi: The richest Player 2 in town.
