Oct 15, 2010
Next time Campbell calls, let it go to voicemail.
Oct 20, 2010
One day we'll live in a world where carjackers and cowboys can live in harmony.
Oct 20, 2010
If you've got projectiles, flaunt it.
Oct 22, 2010
He's just like all the other henchman. Don't treat him any differently.
Oct 26, 2010
There's only one way to open a DK barrel: The wrong way.
Oct 27, 2010
It's all fun and games until someone gets their spine ripped out.
Nov 2, 2010
I guess that's why she's "Ms." PacMan.
Nov 3, 2010
Those fighting green monsters are real sticklers about parking violations.
Nov 5, 2010
Love is gross.
Nov 9, 2010
Studying is for humans.
Nov 10, 2010
Peach is gonna hit them with a turnip. Or a lawsuit.
Nov 18, 2010
She's got some ghosts in her closet.
Nov 18, 2010
He's been hit by, he's been struck by hypocritical criminals.
Nov 19, 2010
Sometimes you need to walk a mile with someone else in your stomach.
Nov 23, 2010
No overview available.
Nov 24, 2010
Sonic's only weakness is motion sickness.
Nov 30, 2010
It's better to blow up than to fade away.
Dec 3, 2010
They're cool, but rude. And low on health.
Dec 10, 2010
They're not going to let a little thing like a zombie apocalypse get them down.
Dec 10, 2010
They're killing two birds with one slingshot.
Dec 13, 2010
They've doomed the world to a future of mushroom cuts and N' Sync.
Dec 14, 2010
All it takes is one rogue banana.
Dec 27, 2010
Even minions get their fifteen seconds of stardom.
Dec 28, 2010
He's got a fiery temper.
Dec 28, 2010
The only thing more precious than gold rings: Oxygen.
Dec 29, 2010
Swordsmen don't like to be burdened by unnecessary items. Like swords.
Dec 30, 2010
Mario's been a hero for a long time. He's been a jerk even longer.
