CollegeHumor Shorts (2007)

Jan 5, 2017 - 3m

If your picture’s a selfie it looks like you don’t have friends.

Jan 10, 2017 - 3m

Pretty much exactly as awesome as it sounds.

Jan 12, 2017 - 4m

The twirling spaghetti fork pairs exceptionally well with the wine purse.

Jan 13, 2017 - 3m

Shirtless bro pics are always a red herring.

Jan 17, 2017 - 3m

Don’t forget: this will still be a destructive, constantly shitting nightmare.

Jan 19, 2017 - 5m

Everyone knows the pants wiener is inflated by massaging on the private areas.

Jan 28, 2017 - 2m

Don’t worry – it’s so easy, there’s literally no reason not to do it, you entitled piece of sh*t.

Feb 7, 2017 - 3m

The truth is powerful, and it takes constant vigilance to drown out that truth with noise.

Feb 17, 2017 - 3m

A party guest most foul.

Feb 17, 2017 - 3m

Just like the momentary distraction your mom used to make!

Mar 3, 2017 - 4m

When it comes to make-up, less is muhhrrrrrrrg.

Mar 8, 2017 - 2m

Audition? What’s that, some sort of exciting new Ford truck model?

Mar 9, 2017 - 2m

Doing your taxes is easy if you make stuff up.

Mar 23, 2017 - 4m

Legend has it people used to tweet tiny, comical stories, known colloquially as “jokes” or “goofs”.

Apr 1, 2017 - 3m

I told you “Kazaam” was a different movie!

Apr 14, 2017 - 5m

You can’t handle the merch booth.

May 13, 2017 - 4m

It’s healthier to cook for yourself! Right?

Apr 20, 2017 - 4m

I’ll have the “corking fee”.

Apr 29, 2017 - 4m

Take that, student loans!

May 4, 2017 - 3m

Oh, a problem with my account? Well, prepare for a tantrum that blames you personally.

Jun 20, 2017 - 4m

Dream Phone was SO heteronormative.

Jun 27, 2017 - 4m

He eats lighters.

May 27, 2017 - 4m

What’s a couple hours of sleep every night for love?

May 25, 2017 - 3m

Boy meets grill.

Jun 18, 2017 - 4m

Why don’t we both get something, and we can share?

Jun 22, 2017 - 3m

Oh, yeah, fit that injured puppy with a lil’ prosthetic leg.

Aug 3, 2017 - 3m

Is this blackmailer’s evidence of you looking fucking hot or committing a crime?

Aug 12, 2017 - 4m

Ok, they’re gay. Now, for a super chill, totally laid-back way to just like CASUALLY hint that you are too or whatever.

Aug 19, 2017 - 2m

New from Chompsky’s: All the shameful self-hatred of eating peanut butter with a spoon, in the convenience of a potato chip!

Aug 22, 2017 - 3m

Sure, it’s a little messy, but there are so many places to ash!