

Kiss my grits!
Alice is an American sitcom television series that ran from August 31, 1976 to March 19, 1985 on CBS. The series is based on the 1974 film Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore. The show stars Linda Lavin in the title role, a widow who moves with her young son to start her life over again, and finds a job working at a roadside diner on the outskirts of Phoenix, Arizona. Most of the episodes revolve around events at Mel's Diner.

Oct 2, 1977 - 30m
A suspected flasher and Flo's third ex-husband (Rod McCary) stir things up at Mel's Diner.

Oct 9, 1977 - 30m
A Native American who claims Mel's diner is built on sacred ground refuses to leave.

Oct 23, 1977 - 30m
Mel incites his waitresses to quit by giving a new waiter better wages than theirs.

Oct 30, 1977 - 30m
Alice's moonlighting job as a nightclub singer is taking its toll on her waitress job.

Nov 6, 1977 - 30m
The girls accept an invitation to visit a new singles bar.

Nov 13, 1977 - 30m
Alice suspects that a diner regular is really an incognito mobster.

Dec 4, 1977 - 30m
Mel can't be moved after his bad back flares up at Alice's place.

Dec 11, 1977 - 30m
Endearments replace the insults in Flo and Mel's relationship after they attend an out-of-town game together.

Dec 18, 1977 - 30m
Alice and friends are snowbound en route to her cousin's for Christmas.

Jan 1, 1978 - 30m
When George Burns stops into Mel's, Vera believes that he's actually the Deity he played in the movie Oh, God!

Jan 8, 1978 - 30m
Flo's vanity keeps her from getting the eyeglasses she obviously needs.

Jan 15, 1978 - 30m
An amorous high-school basketball star starts putting the moves on Alice.

Jan 22, 1978 - 30m
Hostility rages at Mel's after the workers decide to vent their petty grievances.

Jan 29, 1978 - 30m
A pharmacist protesting food additives threatens to take his life in Mel's Diner.

Feb 5, 1978 - 30m
Flo fixes up Alice with her bronco-busting brother (Burton Gilliam).

Feb 12, 1978 - 30m
An investigative reporter seeks refuge in Mel's Diner.

Feb 19, 1978 - 30m
Flo is courted by a rich Arab (Richard Libertini) who, unknown to her, already has three wives.

Feb 26, 1978 - 30m
Alice mediates a squabble between a womanizing photographer (Desi Arnaz)and his fed-up wife (Janis Paige).

Mar 5, 1978 - 30m
To Mel's disappointment, the girls take him at his word when he says he doesn't want a 50th-birthday party.

Mar 12, 1978 - 30m
Mel wants to know who's stealing food and making long-distance phone calls from the diner.

Mar 19, 1978 - 30m
Because she once baby-sat Jerry Reed, Flo is hounded for tickets to the singer's concert. Jerry plays himself.

Mar 26, 1978 - 30m
Mel and the staff prepare for a bus load of hungry customers.

Apr 2, 1978 - 30m
Mel considers firing a waitress to save money.

Apr 9, 1978 - 30m
Everyone's rattled when a Native American predicts an earthquake.