Sep 10, 2013 - 11m
Witch sister'll win the Miss Heartshe crown: Hurshe or Hambrosia? Pageant judge Hurlan will try dying... or die trying!
Sep 11, 2013 - 11m
Hambrosia teaches Doc that death is a gift, but Doc exchanges it for a thinly veiled metaphor concerning the complexities of the abortion debate.
Sep 12, 2013 - 11m
Sometimes you just gotta get away from it all, in order to destroy the entirety of civilization.
Sep 13, 2013 - 11m
The mind is a terrible thing. Viva Cerebroheims!
Sep 16, 2013 - 11m
When a henchbaby's guilt comes back to haunt the Holler, Hurlan must become a man - all over his gun.
Sep 17, 2013 - 11m
Death plays doorbell ditch in Doc's crotch. Hurshe answers the ding dong.
Sep 18, 2013 - 11m
After many lonely years, Hurlan finally gets to feel the cold touch of a mommy.
Sep 19, 2013 - 11m
Hurlan's tangled heart gets tied up in more twists than a bag of pretzel sticks when he hears the international grunt of love.
Sep 20, 2013 - 11m
The whole of Heartshe gets bitten in the dog by the hot wolf of American sexceptionalism.
Sep 23, 2013 - 11m
A mysterious stranger shows Heartshe, the rock hard way, that humanity is a celestial continuum.
Sep 24, 2013 - 11m
The only thing more brainless than a dumb guy is a dumb guy with a brain.
Sep 25, 2013 - 11m
yrotanalpxe-fles (Hold mirror up to this text, then to your own face. You have just confronted collective despair.)
Sep 26, 2013 - 11m
Destiny spelled sdrawkcab is Mee Maw.
Sep 27, 2013 - 11m
Good things only come to those who crawl desperately into living cadavers.
