Dec 1, 2011 - 3m
I can’t raise my hand. I’m allergic to effort.
Dec 8, 2011 - 2m
Magazines are sooo heavy. Especially the ones with pictures of fat people.
Dec 15, 2011 - 2m
Can’t sleep? Count sheepskin boots.
Dec 22, 2011 - 3m
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house… I was shuffling around chain smoking and trying on different shoes.
Jan 6, 2012 - 3m
War – what is it good for? Cute uniforms.
Jan 12, 2012 - 2m
She’s a rock star of David.
Jan 19, 2012 - 2m
It’s freezing cold under all these layers.
Jan 26, 2012 - 3m
Sing along! Actually no, just find my phone.
Feb 2, 2012 - 2m
Start the morning with a gallon of joe.
Feb 9, 2012 - 3m
It’s always the bodyguard you least suspect.
Feb 17, 2012 - 3m
I fought the law and the law was a jerk face.
Feb 23, 2012 - 3m
Is this the duckface of a criminal?
Mar 8, 2012 - 3m
Mary-Kate deals with life in the slammer.
Mar 15, 2012 - 3m
Mary-Kate loves shiny appliances! And by that she means sweaty laborers.
Mar 22, 2012 - 3m
Mary-Kate and Bodyguard may have effed up and effed.
Apr 1, 2012 - 3m
Butler stays abreast of Maggie Smith’s love life.
Apr 5, 2012 - 3m
Mary-Kate goes to sleep to the soothing sounds of a yelling professor.
Apr 12, 2012 - 3m
Mary-Kate sabotages Professor in front of the school board.
Apr 19, 2012 - 2m
First one to fall asleep gets a hand in warm Pellegrino.
Apr 26, 2012 - 3m
Take once per day with a picture of food.
May 3, 2012 - 2m
Mary-Kate’s cat meows out against drugs.
May 10, 2012 - 3m
Mary-Kate challenges Bodyguard to some 1am Pictionary.
May 24, 2012 - 2m
When Maggie Smith’s teacup goes handle-less, everyone’s a suspect.
May 31, 2012 - 3m
Mary-Kate gets lost indoors and has to crack out her survival skills.
