

Follows the daily antics of Woodley police station, where officers are more interested in taking bribes and doing little work than catching criminals. Inspector Spooner lives alone in a flat above the station and often had to deal with the messes created by his junior staff.
Sep 4, 1980 - 30m
Spooner indulges in some naughty frolics with the wife of a convicted criminal, not realising that he's due for imminent release.
Sep 11, 1980 - 30m
Mrs Cantaford persecution of an unfortunate motorist drives him over the edge – almost literally – when he threatens to throw himself off a roof.
Sep 18, 1980 - 30m
Mrs. Cantaford drops Spooner's crew in the deep end when she carelessly confides their lunchtime drinking habits to the Chief Superintendent.
Sep 25, 1980 - 30m
Under protest, Bulsover is made to drag up as a decoy to catch a flasher in the act.
Oct 9, 1980 - 30m
Ordering up an Adonis Invisiwig to make himself look more suave soon gives Spooner cause for regret.
Oct 16, 1980 - 30m
Spooner is appalled at the apparent effeminacy in his subordinates when he discovers that both Bulsover and Killick wear nail varnish.