

You can't spell 'family' without FML.
It's 1993 and Ted the bear's moment of fame has passed, leaving him living with his best friend, 16-year-old John Bennett, who lives in a working-class Boston home with his parents and cousin. Ted may not be the best influence on John, but when it comes right down to it, he's willing to go out on a limb to help his friend and his family.



Mar 5, 2026 - 34m
John and Ted use the school's phone to call a phone-sex hotline, leading to an investigation.

Mar 5, 2026 - 34m
Ted starts a risky love affair with a married woman; Matty deals with erectile dysfunction.

Mar 5, 2026 - 31m
John, Ted and Blaire must complete a drug dealer's Dungeons & Dragons campaign to score weed.

Mar 5, 2026 - 37m
Blaire's rom-com movie marathon annoys Matty; Ted and John double date with their elderly neighbor.

Mar 5, 2026 - 33m
John and Ted audition for the school play; Matty and Susan get part-time jobs at Dunkin' Donuts.

Mar 5, 2026 - 32m
Blaire finds herself navigating an unexpected pregnancy, leading to mixed reactions from the family.

Mar 5, 2026 - 33m
Susan takes the fall for John and Ted when a police officer finds their weed during a traffic stop.

Mar 5, 2026 - 33m
John and Ted create a fake newspaper to keep Matty from learning about the O.J. Simpson verdict.