Apr 25, 1985 - 26m
Joe and Kelly spend the night together after a night of heavy drinking. They don't remember what happened. Will this lead to a relationship?
May 2, 1985 - 26m
Lou has an attack of pride when he gets fired from his job and his ensuing personal crisis drives Cliff and Joe crazy, especially he starts working at the restaurant. At a loss for how to help him, Joe decides to fire him to give his wounded pride a boost.
May 9, 1985 - 26m
During a blackout one night at the restaurant a mysterious stranger shows up out of nowhere eating food that the place doesn't serve and waving a trinket that promises magic that everyone is ready to fall for.
May 16, 1985 - 26m
Cliff is confronted by his former fiancé.
Jun 20, 1985 - 26m
Lou is humiliated when he suddenly becomes impotent.
Jun 6, 1985 - 26m
Joe offers to pose as Kelly's husband to impress her former classmates at her high school reunion.
Jun 13, 1985 - 26m
Donald's estranged father arrives in Philadelphia to visit his son, but the reunion is cut short when he suffers a heart attack.
May 30, 1985 - 26m
Donald considers settling down with a former girlfriend and her daughter, as this offers him a ready-made family.
Jul 11, 1985 - 26m
Joe feels like a failure when he does not approve of Penny's new boyfriend and she retaliates by moving in with him. Joe is then forced to enlist everybody's help into sprucing up their new apartment.
Jul 18, 1985 - 26m
Joe's plans to run as city councilman is dampened due to disagreements and tensions within the gang.
Aug 1, 1985 - 26m
A crooked detective sets up a sting when he accuses Donald of being a criminal.
Aug 8, 1985 - 26m
Cliff find a rich boyfriend (Winston) who quickly gets too serious about his relationship with Cliff. Cliff does not feel the same way about Winston.
Aug 15, 1985 - 26m
Cliff is failing one of his college courses, which will prevent him from playing baseball. His female professor offers him a passing grade in exchange for sex.
Sep 4, 1985 - 26m
Joe decides to write a book about his memoirs, but decides to bend the truth on certain things, causing a rift between him and his family.
Sep 11, 1985 - 26m
A young woman shows up from Korea who might possibly be Lou's daughter. Lou was involved with her mother when he was stationed in Korea. Is this his daughter?
Sep 18, 1985 - 26m
Lou feels he needs a way to "be remembered", so he runs for president of the Rhinos. In order to cement the election he recruits three new members: Joe, Cliff, and Donald.
Oct 2, 1985 - 26m
Donald is faced with the possibility of coming out to his former Air Force buddies.
Oct 23, 1985 - 26m
Joe's old friend Bubba is back in town, but he does not answer. Joe questions him and learns that Bubba has AIDS.
Oct 9, 1985 - 26m
Joe and his ex-wife Janey begin spending time with each other again and Penny hopes for a reconciliation, but Janey's selfishness jeopardizes their chances.
Oct 30, 1985 - 26m
Lou is embarrassed and upset when his son Bucky considers leaving the seminary because he cannot take the vow of celibacy.
Nov 6, 1985 - 26m
Penny dates an African-American circus clown. Rose Marie and Maury Amsterdam play the clown's parents.
Nov 27, 1985 - 26m
Donald is very secretive about the reason he doesn't want to spend Thanksgiving with the Waters brothers.
Nov 13, 1985 - 26m
Lou and Donald get the chickenpox. They are quarantined for a fortnight in Donald's apartment. Soon they are annoyed by each other. Penny fears the two are killing each other.
Dec 4, 1985 - 26m
Joe and Cliff do not want to live together anymore. Everyone feels cramped in their privacy. In order to complete the change, they immediately enter a contact ad. The badge is a red carnation.
Dec 11, 1985 - 26m
Kelly is turned off by a bad date. She becomes friends with Donald's friend, Annie. When Lou tells the gang that Annie is a lesbian, they begin to read more into their relationship than there is.
