E1 - One on the Town
!May 15, 1981 - 1h 6m
Guy Caballero welcomes you to SCTV's new programming season on NBC.
E2 - Polynesiantown
!May 22, 1981 - 1h 6m
Johnny LaRue plays a restaurant owner in his latest movie.
E3 - Southside Fracas
!May 29, 1981
Guy Caballero hires illegal immigrant Pirini Scleroso; the Fracases argue about their daughter's wedding.
E4 - Compilation
!Jun 19, 1981
A selection of sketches from the previous seasons.
E5 - Lunchtime Street Beef
!Jul 3, 1981
Johnny LaRue is desperate for work after the failure of "Polynesiantown."
E6 - Moral Majority
!Jul 10, 1981
Guy tries to appease a major advertiser.
E7 - Pledge Week
!Jul 17, 1981
SCTV holds a pledge drive.
E8 - Bouncin' Back to You with the Tubes
!Jul 24, 1981
Lola Heatherton is despondent after her live special is canceled.
E9 - The Great White North
!Jul 31, 1981
Bob and Doug McKenzie invite fellow hoser Ian Thomas onto their show.
E10 - CCCP 1
!Oct 16, 1981
SCTV's regular programming is interrupted by a Soviet satellite.
E11 - I'm Taking My Own Head...
!Oct 23, 1981
Libby Wolfson prepares for her new play.
E12 - Zontar
!Oct 30, 1981
The SCTV cast and crew falls victim to alien mind control.
E13 - Walter Cronkite's Brain
!Nov 6, 1981
David Brinkley's look at the human brain includes Walter Cronkite's childhood on Krypton.
E14 - Doorway to Hell
!Nov 20, 1981
Guy runs out of ideas and takes suggestions from the crew.
E15 - The Godfather
!Dec 11, 1981
A war erupts between the Five Networks when "Don Caballero" refuses to back a pay TV channel.
E16 - SCTV Staff Christmas Party
!Dec 18, 1981
Johnny is forced to tape "Street Beef" outside on Christmas Eve.
E17 - Teacher's Pet
!Feb 12, 1982
Ricardo Montalban is featured in a "To Sir, With Love" parody.
E18 - Midnight Video Special
!Feb 19, 1982
Gerry Todd hosts a concert special consisting entirely of videos.
E19 - The Great White North Palace
!Apr 16, 1982
Everyone is jealous of the attention Guy is paying to Bob and Doug--including giving them their own special.
E20 - Pre-Teen World Telethon
!Apr 23, 1982
The kids of Pre-Teen World hold a telethon after their funding is cut.
E21 - People's Global Golden Choice Awards
!May 1, 1982
When SCTV wins a suspicious number of awards, Bob Hope notifies the FBI.
E22 - 3D Stake from the Heart
!May 14, 1982
Count Floyd takes us behind the scenes of the latest Coppola and Dr. Tongue production.
E23 - Pet Peeves/The Happy Wanderers
!May 21, 1982
Hollywood stars reveal what bugs them; Stan and Yosh Schmenge welcome back a former Happy Wanderer.
E24 - Chariots of Eggs
!Jun 5, 1982
Hall and Oates star in Bobby Bittman's latest film.
E25 - Battle of the PBS Stars
!Jul 16, 1982
Carl Sagan's team takes on William F. Buckley's.
