

Putting The “Ass” Back In Fantasy
In the magical territory of Nudonia (a land of many kingdoms) resides a small band of warriors called Doraleous and Associates who challenge the forces of evil. Outnumbered and out-weaponed the small group of heroes seek the legendary Zephyr blade (guarded by the Lady of the Lake) to face the immortal Titanus and the Nanadoo Army. Together, Doraleous and his noble warriors, Neebs, Drak, Mirdon, Broof and Sir Walken take on the most dangerous feats and support those who cannot defeat dark forces on their own...for a small fee.




Aug 13, 2012 - 8m
Doraleous cuts short his first meeting to ask the Lady of the Lake for the Zephyr Blade.

Aug 17, 2012 - 5m
Mirdon's efforts to resurrect a cat disrupt the meeting.

Aug 20, 2012 - 4m
A troll will allow D&A to pass only if they can guess his name.

Aug 28, 2012 - 5m
D&A agree to a battle of champions.

Aug 31, 2012 - 3m
A battle of unchampions.

Sep 8, 2012 - 4m
The royal guards will not allow D&A to see the king.

Sep 11, 2012 - 5m
D&A singing in the Mightopolis dungeon. Do you see a bitch? The universe says no.

Sep 13, 2012 - 4m
D&A find a wooden horse outside Doraleous Castle. Doraleous rescues a boy wizard and argues with Sir Walken about sword hygiene.

Sep 19, 2012 - 5m
D&A argue about moving the wooden horse and talk with the boy wizard.

Sep 27, 2012 - 5m
Doraleous asks the Lady of the Lake for the real Zephyr blade. Neebs, Mirdon and Drak argue about what to do with the horse.

Oct 4, 2012 - 6m
En route to the Meh Kingdom, Mirdon buys a new crystal for his staff.

Oct 12, 2012 - 5m
The Kingdom of Meh is unimpressed with Doraleous' efforts to help them. This might be a good thing.

Oct 13, 2012 - 8m
Doraleous goes to the aid of the very friendly and helpful Pyramites.

Oct 15, 2012 - 7m
D&A chat to girls and the proprietor of Dongo Tavern.

Oct 16, 2012 - 7m
Neebs signs Doraleous up as a gladiator. Drak and Mirdon speak with a fortune teller.

Oct 17, 2012 - 8m
Doraleous helps Leslie battle a graboonie.

Oct 18, 2012 - 6m
Sir Walken tells D&A about the prisoner of Arzon.

Oct 19, 2012 - 8m
An old man is hunting a terrible beast.

Oct 20, 2012 - 7m
D&A bid farewell to one of their own. Neebs hires a replacement.

Oct 22, 2012 - 8m
Doraleous tries to negotiate a peace, but seriously who leaves a baby in da woods!?

Oct 23, 2012 - 7m
In the aftermath of an attack from the Old World, Doraleous meets old friends and Mirdon speaks to the dead.

Oct 24, 2012 - 8m
D&A investigate the Brothers of the Old World.

Oct 25, 2012 - 6m
D&A fight the Brothers of the Old World.

Oct 26, 2012 - 12m
A performance of A Good Knight's Quest, by Billiam Wiggledart.

Oct 27, 2012 - 9m
D&A must defend their comrade against a monster hunter.

Oct 29, 2012 - 8m
A messenger turtle from the Queer village summons D&A to the Geigh Kingdom.

Oct 30, 2012 - 8m
Titanus returns from the dead for revenge on Neebs. Broof and Walken mock a strange wizard with puns.

Oct 31, 2012 - 7m
D&A rescue the surviving Queers from a Giopi army, with the aid of a gigantic beast.

Nov 1, 2012 - 7m
Doraleous fires Neebs and hires a replacement.

Nov 2, 2012 - 6m
D&A fight the wooden army alongside Testiclees.

Nov 3, 2012 - 8m
Testiclees asks the Lady of the Lake for the Zephyr Blade.

Nov 5, 2012 - 8m
Mirdon fights a wizardly duel with an old colleague.

Nov 6, 2012 - 9m
D&A aid the Geigh Kingdom against the Giopes.

Nov 7, 2012 - 9m
Drak, Mirdon and Thesaurus confront the Black Cloaks. Doraleous and Broof visit Broof's grandmother.

Nov 8, 2012 - 7m
Someone is killing Broof's comrades, the Legapur Nine.

Nov 9, 2012 - 7m
The fortune teller has disturbing news for Doraleous. Neebs becomes a broom salesman.

Nov 10, 2012 - 9m
D&A rescue one of the Legapur Nine, while Neebs meets a captured king.

Nov 12, 2012 - 9m
D&A fight an endearing monster.

Nov 13, 2012 - 9m
King Neebs.

Nov 14, 2012 - 9m
When Olga has a problem, D&A agree to help her out on the cheap cheap.

Nov 15, 2012 - 9m
Doraleous and Olga share a high five; Walken investigates Arzon prison.

Nov 16, 2012 - 8m
Galliver is about to be unjustly hung... not if D&A can help it.

Nov 17, 2012 - 9m
Doraleous finds that he has been kidnapped, and is about to have to cross the forest containing the dreaded Immagitchu.

Nov 19, 2012 - 9m
Neebs fights Titanus; The Lady of the Lake gives Doraleous the Zephyr Blade.

Nov 20, 2012 - 8m
A horrifying disease has a disgusting cure.

Nov 21, 2012 - 9m
Calas hires a hunter to capture D&A.

Nov 22, 2012 - 9m
D&A once again find themselves in the Wetald village on the brink of war, confronted with ... Leslie.

Nov 23, 2012 - 9m
D&A ambushed by the Duke of Welfare, Neebs gets kidnaped by the Brotherhood of the Old World.

Nov 24, 2012 - 11m
The final epic battle between the Brotherhood of the Old World and D&A.

Nov 26, 2012 - 12m
An assault on Doraleous Castle is distracted by other objectives.