Amanda Barrie
Queen of Tonga
Sanjeev Bhaskar
The Mayor
Kevin Bishop
Dick Whittington
Julian Clary
Chris the Cat
Vanessa Feltz
Mrs. Fitzwarren
James Fleet
Alderman Fitzwarren
Harry Hill
The Painter
Lee Mack
Idle Jack
Paul Merton
The Captain
Tina O'Brien
Maid of Tonga
Debra Stephenson
Alice Fitzwarren
Jessica Hynes
The Good Fairy (as Jessica Stevenson)
